Wednesday, May 23, 2012

France in August, and Other Random Observations

 Originally Written on August 12, 2011

If anyone has any insights on some of the things that have been puzzling me, I’d be glad to hear them!

1). France in August is a completely different beast than France in July, in Dijon anyways. So many places are closed because their proprietors are on vacation. And I’m not even talking about museums and the like - those are the places most likely to be open because everyone is travelling. No, its places like our favorite boulangerie and our favorite pub. Things also close really early, or have limited hours, or just don’t open on some days. For example, since skype is blocked in my dorm, I decided to just stay on campus after class to use it. But most of the campus buildings close at five so then I’m a little SOL unless the weather is nice and I can sit outside.

2). Sometimes when I’m in the Centre Ville on Sundays, the streets are so empty that I feel like I’m in that scene in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when the family arrives in that creepily empty town where all the children have been kidnapped. I don’t know where all the French people go on sundays…yeah, I know a lot of people go to church. But surely not for the ENTIRE day. Its like the town population is halved or something on sundays.

3). So many people pay for their groceries with checks. I don’t understand. It just boggles my mind. WHY would you pay for just a loaf of bread, some juice, and a sack of potatoes with a check. It can’t be more than six euros. Do you not have a debit card? Do you not have cash? The check process takes freaking forever as well at Carrefour - especially when the check processor breaks, which seems to happen frequently  - so I really really don’t understand why they wouldn’t just try to be quicker and pay with cash. Or something else. Anything else.

4). I saw a real French man wearing flip flops at Carrefour on Wednesday. I felt vindicated.

5). That brings me to my next point - if you ever study abroad, don’t be afraid to be American. This doesn’t mean that you should expect everything in the new country to be like America, or that you should go against strong cultural norms just because you feel like it, but don’t be afraid to be yourself. I’m American - I can’t help it, its a part of me. I’m not going to change myself so completely so as to become lost in another culture. There are positives and negatives to every culture, so while you absorb good things of your new habitat make sure that you keep with you what you like about the US.

With that in mind, maybe leave your “I’m With Stupid” shirt in the US, but definitely bring your flip flops, your North Face, and your Snuggie. I have been so glad that I brought these things; they made me feel like I had a little bit of home with me. In regards to my snuggie in particular, it came in handy more than I thought it would and it also was completely new to many of my classmates and teachers - they were fascinated by it. People love learning about cultures that are foreign to them, and a great way to strike up a rapport with someone is to talk about the differences between your two countries (and you get to learn new things!)

6). Bus drivers in Dijon are a lot nicer than the COTA drivers. The buses are also a lot cleaner and nicer.

7). For every rude French person (looking at you, Dijon women at the market) or incredibly creep-tastic French youth that I’ve encountered, I’ve met several amazing, warm, and friendly people. People have been incredibly patient with me as I as I stumble through a sentence, and I’ve encountered so many people that have gone out their way to help me or my friends. The French people are amazing.

8). French people really don’t understand when you when you say an English word without a French accent. For example, when I tried to buy my ticket to Disneyland, I just said “Disneyland Paris” and the cashier did not understand me at all. However, when I tried again with “Deezneelahnd Paree” he got it right away. It seems like such a little thing to us, but I guess it makes a huge difference to them.

9). Its hilarious when non-native English speakers try to swear in English. Especially when they say “fucking” or “fuck”. First off, its really amusing because they normally pronounce it “fooking”, but then half the time they put it in the wrong place in the sentence, like “we had such a fun travel fooking”. And they use it at times when they really don’t - probably because we all start laughing. Another favorite of mine is “this is so fooking cute. So fooking cute”.

10). This is kind of similar to what I said earlier, but studying abroad has really made me more proud to be an American.

11). Even the most mundane, ordinary alleys in Dijon are prettier than streets in Columbus. Flower boxes really do wonders for decor.

12). The French kind of are luddites. And obviously, there’s more to life than technology and its been really refreshing to have to carry a phone around all the time, but sometimes I just don’t get it. Why do you only have wifi on one eighth of a floor - would it really be that much more expensive to buy another router?  Why can I not text to twitter from my phone in France, but it would be possible if I lived in Fiji, Kazakhstan, or the Isle of Man? Its less the fact that France doesn’t have certain technology and more the issue that its weird that less developed nations do, if that makes sense.

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